I just checked out this week's schedule of events.

Monday - NCAA basketball championship

Wednesday - NHL playoffs begin

Thursday - 1st round of Masters, MN. Gophers and Michigan in NCAA hockey at 5pm, Wild and Colorado at 8pm.

Friday - 2nd round of Masters, NHL playoffs

Saturday - 3rd round of Masters, Wild and Colorado at 2pm and hopefully the Gophers in the NCAA hockey championship that night.

"Ah, honey? I'll be home Sunday!"