Originally posted by Matt Peckham:
Oleg, I love your subtle manner. I'd like you to write my cover letter, I'm looking for jobs.
Dear Mr. Overly pompous Manager Type,
I am interested in working for your company because you should pay me lots of money to pretend to develop crappy products that you think will sell in this deflated economy. I will work very hard at not getting caught reading XOC or checking out porn or stealing office supplies.
I am qualified for this job because I said I am. You don't need any proof. I said so. Pretty soon you will be my bitch and I will be making fun of you at the water cooler. Give me the job. It's not like you are going to find anyone else who is as honest as I am.
Why do I waste my time,
Matt Peckham
My laptop is now wearing my lunch thank you very much!
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