All you CSI experts: Can you guess what happened here?

Dare I say someone had a little TOO much to drink?

Monkey flings poo?

Looks like a sucky passenger to me.

A teradactal gave birth mid flight and you happened to be the unlucky recipient of the byproduct?

A passenger in the rear seat couldn't hold it and decided to hang ass?????

Looks like you ran through a busted sewer line.

Looks like projectile vomit at 40mph !!!!

Thats bad!!

My wife would kill me if she saw this. I'll post the story tomorrow.

Somebody stick their head out too far?

I know! The passenger was playing airplane with their hand and a very big bug accidentally flew into it! :p

That just looks nasty, like something either exploded or threw up all over your truck. Hit a corpse?

lets see the inside!

Probably ran over some small animal with the rear passenger side tire and it exploded the blood all over the side. Were you going in reverse?

I like the "hang ass" theory, but anytime I did that in someones car the rear of the vehicle had ass-plosion residue all over it.

No, seems to be coming from the window or side, not the wheel well.
Reminds me of a truck I seen a few months ago that barely escaped colliding with 2 moose. I say barely, cause the guy went between them a clip the 2nd on the ass. Had the windshield full of moose shit..

Dob

You might be right.

One thing to consider.... Look at the picture again. Check the "refuse" line under the front door handle. It looks kind of straight and neat. Would it be like that from someone puking? Maybe. I have a funny feeling that line is sort of straight because of splatter coming from the rear towards the front and an object like the step rails or something blocking part of the splatter, therefore creating the almost straight line.

If it is puke... there may not have been much of an attempt to stick the head out very far considering some got on the metal space up between the windows. If that was the case then some got inside the truck. The lack of filth on the front window could indicate a puking also. It could also mean that the window was open at the time of the incident.

Interesting considering the picture is dark. If it was a simple puking would he ask the other users to solve the puzzle?

I have a strange feeling the splatters came from rear toward the front... but I could be wrong. I'm not Henry Lee.

you buddy had too much to drink and had tomato pasta for dinner, and on the way home you decide to go for a side 4x4 trip, he couldn't hold it in and threw up out the window as you are making a left turn

Respect the Jaegermeister...it's like the ocean, you gotta respect it.

In a drunken stupor, after downing 3 too many White Russians, your wife swiped your X and took off into the muddy night.

After getting lost in the woods and going down the wrong trail, she got the ass end off the track and into a puddle measuring 4&3/4 ft by 2&3/16 ft. Upon finding that screaming Aw f%^$king shit at the top of ones lungs does not get the truck unstuck, she pukes for 3.37 minutes, causing the rear to slide down 2.3 meters to come to rest at an angle of +15.6 degrees from horizontal.

Jumping back in the rig with a puke stenched second wind, she throws it in reverse while stomping on it, causing a rampant upfling of mud and puke off the right rear wheel, just barely clipping the front door with the chunnky combination but managing to cover almost all of the rear door.

Did I win the cookie???

Regurgitated fish guts? I thought it was chocolate but there's too many small solid stuff and the color has a reddish tinge. Maybe fruit preserve, like raspberry or strawberry? I doubt it puke coz the stuff on the truck looks too sticky.

I'm in suspense!

I would guess Chili (maybe from Wendy's) out the window at about 60MPH after a night of drinking.

You were trying hard to stop, but you were on the highway, and couldn't get over in time.

Leslie has done this twice in two years, both times on Christmas Eve. Once on my Xterra, once on her WRX. Washing it off at 3AM at the car wash is a very cold experience.

Done what? Did she purposefully throw the chili from Wendy's out the window both times, or did she heave the chili from Wendy's out the window both times?

whatever you want to think it is, it's freakin' sick and next time a bird shits on my windshield, i'll take some macro shots of the seeds in it in the hopes of topping the gross factor of this. i hope it didn't do anything to the paint...

david

Now that's ALOT of puke!