I think I see some apple in there..

well? what is it?

damn ya'll look good. it's on the window too. if the window were down it would not be on the bottom of it. some one must have thrown something at it. like shit or something. or it's dried blood from the poor bastards brains he blew out, for pissin on his tire, or somethin.
it's on both windows. hmm. were you goin in reverse? sorry mr. anderson.

Here's my guess...

There was this great Halloween party at Yoel and Tina's. Everything started out tame, with most everyone (Father Drew, Mullethead Yoel, Old Man Emery, Etc.) just talking and drinking a few beers. Full beer, mind you, not Bud Light. As the night passed, after the last of the trick-or-treaters had vanished from the front door, the beer bottle kept showing it's bottom, especially for The Hooker. Party foods were being eaten, junk like chips and crackers, and dip with chili in it, things that when mixed together look like puke, but not enough was eaten to counter the rising blood alcohol content. *hic*

The Hooker drank a lot of beer, and started feeling no pain, moving from person to person, and soon she found herself in the kitchen, wear she switched from massive amounts of beer to stuff you can put in red plastic cups that will make you see in triplicate. Maybe some wine, tequila, whatever. Who knows what they put in red plastic cups? At this point, it all tastes like weak beer.

The Hooker, not going to remember any of this on November 1, started flirting heavily with Sister Mary Discipline, Miss Informed, and A Devil In A Blue Dress (wait a minute, now). The Hooker couldn't talk the Devil into anything, and so she kept hitting on Discipline and Informed, until everything went dark. Yes, The Hooker entered the blissful land of unconsciousness.

Sister Mary Discipline and Miss Informed decided to make sure that The Hooker got home safely, and Miss Informed drove The Hooker's Xterra as The Hooker slept in the passenger seat. But The Hooker woke up before she was halfway home, and her tummy was upset. She fiddled with the power window, but not being used to being in the passenger seat, she only got it halfway open before she thrust her head halfway out of the halfway-open window. And she spewed, and she spewed. The next morning, The Hooker woke up in the morning sun, finding herself laying safely in her driveway beside her slightly soiled Xterra.

So am I right? Did I win?

oh oh oh is it the water solution dropped from the planes and helos when they were putting out the fires in CA?

Those impatient bulemics... always "I wanna throw up NOW!!!"...

The anticipation is killing me. WHAT HAPPEN!!!

Too large of a splatter to be a milkshake out the nose!

I would concur with the 40mph. Taking a WAG (Wild Assed Guess) from the angle of spewage. Just be glad she got the window down.

My buddies (pregnant) wife yarked too quickly to get the window down. Thought they had it all cleaned up till after a few days parked in the sun. Did I mention it was chocolate milk....

Just hope it nothing CSIish like... head out the window driving too close to a telephone pole...

Was it after Yoel and Tina's crazy party?

It looks phlegmmy.

Hmm you have Kids,
They did not like what you gave them to drink
AHhh and they tried to dump it out the back window at high speed
Hot Chocolate?

I got violently sick one day driving home from work. I haven’t puked in years, so this one caught me driving. It was so fast it covered the front windshield, down into the dash and the entire driver’s door. Due to heavy traffic and a lack of visibility out the front, window all I could do was run off the road and open the door.
My wife got sick trying to clean it since I couldn’t get out of bed, so she just put it in the shade until I got better. She called 3 different car detailers, none would touch it.

It took me 2 full days and getting sick twice, to take it all apart and clean everything.
The seat covers are great.
I can dig up some pics if anyone would like.

Yeah sure.... Why not. If you have some pics go ahead and post them.

Ok. After the party at Yoel & Tina's The Hooker (Me) drove the nauseous Miss Informed (wife) home. She was drinking red wine and eating chicken drumsticks. Occurred on the I-280 southbound at 65 miles/hour.
Very small amounts of vomit also blew into the cabin.
When we got home at 2am I hosed down the Xterra because I knew if waited till morning it would be impossible to get the dried barf off.
We cleaned the X thoroughly the next day. Had to wash all the seat covers.
Posting the image on here was my way of getting back at my wife.

Ian's description was very close and Bennet you were quite clever to visit my website and view the photos.


For some odd reason chicks just love guys in drag.

which ones your wife???

Up to this point, I would guess that your X was struck by a "Boeing Bomb"...

I think that photo is the single most horrific thing I have ever seen. It's disgusting!

Oh yeah, and the puke on the Xterra's kinda bad, too.

Whoa!! Hey Beavis, these drunk chicks are pretty hot!! Hey, ba-by! Come to Butthead.

that's one hell of an afro!!!!!!!!!
damn ese` you need a hair dresser

my wife's on the right.