forget posing on a Rock.....how about throwing yourself onto the grill!! Who needs a brushguard, when you can do this.



Please post your Best Captions for this one!

"Nine months later there was a brand new Aztec in the driveway"

Damn bugs are a bitch to clean off sometimes

Ian likes his truck too much . . .

"The new intake system created some unforseen issues"

10 points

" Demonstration on our brand new line of inflatable toys. For all of you that really LOVE your truck "

"The new Calmini bumper waits its turn at a top secret bumper testing facility"

Finally an Xterra as soft and flabby in the middle as most Xterra drivers.

With his parachute strapped to his chest, thus limiting his vision, Walter patiently awaited his landing.

OR:

Earl knew that the only way to prevent the inflatable imposter from being attacked by his truck was to put himself in harms way.

Guy thinking he's funny poses on front of inflatable truck for camera.

Stupid human tricks.

"On the next episode of JackAss!"

Screw the caption - I want one of those!

But here's a few that come to mind:

"Here we see the Earth killer in action."
"Coming to a mall parking lot near you."
"New airbag system in development - protects the ENTIRE X."
"For more lift, add helium."
"New weight-saving measures have been taken."
"Nissan went REALLY cheap on the 2003's."
EDIT: "Some like blow up DOLLS, others... Well, they love their X..."

Okay, enough now...

Upset that Nissan switched to an 8 lug wheel, Gern hurled himself at the bumper in protest.

"Clearly this man LOVES his Xterra WAY too much!"

What would little Xterra babies look like anyways....?

Damn Some one screwed up there didnt they. I never noticed that when it was XOW.

WAAG's new product line.

In a case of very bad judgement, Peter wanted to see if his penis really would make a whackity-whack-whack sound when stuck into the cooling fan...just like his old "card-in-the-spokes" trick. He then realized the X was just a blow-up, and the whole scene turned vaguely pathetic.....yet arousing.

Jimmy was racing down the trail in attempt to get to a dealership before they closed to get his deflated gear basket fixed! Upon approaching the top of a hill the mystery of Bob, the hiker who had been missing for several days, was finally resolved…

First the deer last month and now this? My insurance agent is never going to believe this…

Proof that the newest models are just getting more and more soft and squishy.

"Now featuring external airbag protection..."

EDIT: "If it landed a probe on Mars for NASA, it can save your ass, too..."

"A vehicle with totally clean emissions for a somewhat dirty life."

"Because dogs love trucks."

"Driven"

New Xtra strength Viagra. It can Support a mans body by his penis!

"The last thing that went through his mind was his ass."