Seriously, people. Is this what you've become?

I took two months away from XOC. Sixty days to kinda take a break. No big deal, just felt like NYIdidn'ttakemyMedman's snuff films and the reaction of people saying "what, no big deal, watching Mexicans killing themselves is hilarious" conversation kinda tested my faith in my fellow man. So I walked away, but I missed it in here. I missed some of the laughs, people jabbing the shit out of each other, the whole thing.

But honestly, it's worse than ever in here. It seems like the lunatics have taken over the asylum. It's like owning a Nissan is conducive to some degenerative brain disorder or something. Sure, we've always had our knuckledraggers on XOC, but there was always a contingent of...I don't know...normal people to commiserate in being surrounded by wacky neanderthals.

I used to joke that coming on XOC was akin to watching retards hump each other, but quite honestly, I don't know that it's that much of a joke anymore. Sure, there might be humorous moments, but I'm starting to get grossed out...by words, and that's pretty fucking hard to do. I'm getting the creeps, and not just because of Medman's snuff films.

No one seems to get the jokes, and everyone's got this bigass long face on, grumbling about the negro problem or mow down the Mexican and string up the muslim, blah blah blah. Faggots, liberals, conservatives, Christians, heathen scum, the French, Bush, Kerry, Gore, Cheney, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!!!

Everyone's all pissed off, moaning and whinging about a world they never noticed was fucked up before. It's fucking depressing, kids. Just watching you guys lose it, get more and more bitter, fucking dark days and no smiles...middle-aged cranky fucks crying in their barbecued chicken and fingering the velcro on their shoulder holster.

I'm not saying I'm gonna get pissy and leave and take my toys with me. But their may come a time when I start to type "xte..." in the address prompt and then change my mind, not because I can't handle the derision, not because I can't hold my own in the debate, but because I just don't have the stomach to hear you degrade, to hear you desperately hang on to some pathetic notion that you might be able to control the world around you, that your foot-stomping and hollering and jingoism might get you by another day.

There have been so many instances as of late when I leave here and I think, "Jesus, do people actually believe the bullshit, do they really have that much vitriol in them?" It is a weird little reminder that we're just a few amenities and a few civilities away from cattle cars, barbed wire and a bayonet in the back, and as much as I like to think that when the shit hits the fan, and things fall apart, that we'll stick together, we'll unite, days like this remind me that it's a pipe dream, wishful thinking, worth fuck-all. When it comes down to it, when it really gets ugly, there will be someone who will try to put their foot on your chest, and there will be someone else who watches it happen. When the walls crumble, everyone is gonna be someone's nigger.

In any case, I'm glad we get to have these talks. What would I do without you?

Don't you have anything better to do then bitch and moan about the politcal views of people blogging on a Xterra Forum. Who gives a rip?? If I want to look for political arguments or conversations Ill go and start blogging on CNN or Fox News.

Its also kinda funny how the people who actually offer the most help with Xterra related material rarely contribute to these political rants.

The only reason why the lunatics appear to be running the asylum is because you are paying them too much mind.

Read my sig. I find that XOC is much more enjoyable when I adhere to my own advice.

I agree with Far West, the people on XOC who actually contribute to its value hardly ever even post in the club house. I unfortunately am not one of those people

You know thats to much to read. But one question. Have you or do your currently own a Nissan Xterra.

ORRR missed while gone....

{quote]I'm not saying I'm gonna get pissy and leave and take my toys with me.[/quote]

Damn. We aren't trying hard enough, afterall...

You guys? How many people have announced that they had to take a break from XOC or typed a mile long post complaining and whining about XOC? There are about 10,000 "people" on here, most of us are total assholes, some very proud of it, some really aren't assholes but like to act like one to get reactions like yours. I don't expect to agree with or like everyone on here, when I see posts by "people" that I can't stand, it's real simple..I don't read it.

It's the economy, stupid.



(Although I can't complain. I'm pretty happy these days.)

Fucking NOOBS

I like my IFS . . .

Do us all another favor....take a break....a permanent one!!!

Tim

Bitching about other people bitching - Classic! You know you can't live without us.

Shahram- I hear you. I stopped posting because it started taking up way too much time, and I got disgusted with a sorry bunch of clueless motherfuckers. I saw BigE's thread and my stomach turned. I expected a long list of replies telling him he was an idiot, and I was disappointed.

So fuck them motherfuckers.

I believe you meant "Fuck the fuckin\' fuckers".

Matty and Sharam, you guys are way too serious about this shit, it's all a part of daily entertainment for most people.

Drop your slippers and relax the butt cheeks.

Eat your goddamned Funyuns and shut the fuck up.

You and NYMM have provided me with so much entertainment in the past couple days.

For the record, I do contribute quite a bit to the technical forums, because I actually own and wheel a couple Nissans.

I just can't resist a fun debate though.

So what makes everyone else "clueless motherfuckers" though? Just because their experiences and world view doesn't mesh with your own? The ONLY thing you have to be tolerant and understanding of is the fact that nobody has to be tolerant and understanding. Doesn't make anyone clueless and it sure doesn't make them a lesser individual than you etc.

I'm not ragging on you, I'm just pointing out the futility of personal opinion when it smacks someone else with a different view in the face.

Who the fuck are you.

fixed it for you Tony

You own an iMac. Fag..... All iMac owners are fags......

And your Canadian...

So that's like, what....$26.50 American?

J/K

Gotta throw out a few Canadian cliches for shits n' giggles.

Wow, I've never heard the words "toilet" and "steak" used in the same sentence before.

Damn, I'm hungry now.

Geez... You stayed up during the middle of the night to write that pathetic tripe. Talk about someone who needs to be medicated.

The time of cattle cars is coming? I don't know what to say. You are a twisted guy.

Your schizophrenic type personality is starting to manifest itself more. In the time you have been on this board you have gone from 'Islamic Rage Boy' to some politically correct obsessed little pussy.

You take these 'Club House' threads far too seriously. Obviously the "Juneteenth" thread has thrown you over the edge.

Whoever, or whatever Ayatollah over there controls the Farsi language needs to change the meaning of Shahram from "The King's Obedient Subject" to "The King's Crying Little Pussy".

If someone upsets you in a thread, there is no reason to create a new thread just to complain about the entire board.

If you are going to leave the board again in another complete fit of emotional hysteria, will you also be taking your other "Bitch Brother" with you this time?

LOL, Ah... that was good. Made me chuckle.

Is this some secret Canadian way of saying, "I go home and fuck the shit out of my wife."??

So, Madman...I'm curious. Did your father die, or was he just not around?

well 3 posts insulting me..I could go Madman on your asses and go back, read the last 50 posts then throw in a few insults pertaining to those post and then for good measure call you a homo, Dyke, Liberal or a N.....ger BUT since my role model is NOT Adolf Hitlers dog, I am just going to sit back, smile and rejoice.

and for the record your Nick name 'Bitchbrothers" is just fucking weak I would prefer the Muslim and the Aryan...

Well, we both do use Macs. That's kinda easy fodder right there.

My wife has an iMac in her office...I use it alot though because she's paralyzed most of the time anyway now a days...

Does using it make me gay?

How much do I have to use it to want my fudge packed? Please warn me before its too late, I'm kind of anal about keeping dicks out of me.

Hey - Its her computer...Does that mean my wife's a Lesbian? (That's kind of hot actually...)

I might be a Lesbian trapped in the body of an Adonis, but I can't see for sure....there's no windows in an iMac.

I vote this thread of the week.

TJ is anal about keeping dicks out of himself. I'm sensing some contradictory language there.

Madman's quote picture cracked me up

NYMADAM? Seriously Claus, you need something better to do than pick on your political polar opposite.

I also thought about the phrase, "Go home and fuck the shit out of my wife". So you know you're done when there's a steaming pile of shit in the bed that your balls beat out of her ass? On second thought, I'll abandon any attempts to visualize that....

Funyuns anyone?

Dude, you've touched a Mac. You're a fag. Might as well buy a pink g-string and start wearing it and lisping.

Did someone tell Sharam to search yet? I'm sure this has been covered before.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Listen fucko, I can't control what is posted in a thread that I started. The post in that thread that got the tears flowing 2 MONTHS AGO was not posted by me. To avoid this Tissue Issue I deleted the whole thread but, somehow 2 months later the tampon string still hasn't been pulled. :rolleyes:

Andy you're so funny! Laughed out loud on that one.

Shraham, I quit debating with you quite a while ago, as well as Claus and Mobycat. Am I bitter? Nope, you guys are set in your ways and I have to admit at least you're predictable.

Have fun in your Yota, we'll have fun in our X's. Quoting Black Eyed Peas "All we have is one World" Just don't shit in my yard. :p

Thank you.

Sorry, all you assholes look the same, like a bunch of letters in the corner. I meant to refer to Chia's thread "And black people wonder why people look down upon them," not the snuff film. I mixed up the screen names, fucko.

Can you try to be a little more cohesive with your posts 'Claus.. or fag'? I may be asking a lot of you considering what you have to work with, but a little more clarity with your responses would be helpful to whomever they are directed.

In the first paragraph you are talking about me in the third person and directing your comments to an unspecified group of people. The second paragraph is obviously directed at me. I'll let you go "Madman" on whomever and address the babble directed towards me.

The term "Bitch Brothers" is very appropriate. There's never been two guys on this board who have ever acted like such hysterical bitches in such unison. You've cried, moaned, complained, and even supposedly left the board together in fits of emotional hysteria. That's an XOC first. That's "Bitch Brothers".

You prefer the term 'Muslim and the Aryan'? I'm sure most people prefer you not be a whining bitch, but then again the subject isn't what you prefer.

It's interesting that you think of yourself as an Aryan. Are you supposed to be the byproduct of your people's attempt at a master race? Instead of Aryan, you are more like "A'Cryin".

From master race to XOC "Bitch Brothers". It's quite a story.

Apology accepted. Now, Captain Jack Swallow, get back on the USS Dicksuck, go back to Pickle's Cove and suck another cock, you cum loving, gerbil shitting, cum runny nose pole smoker, if you're still reading this are you thinking that this is a run on sentence well then you're probably a picky whiny bitch, are you going to follow everyone else in this thread and beat up your keyboard or are you going to stick your dick between your legs and tell us your married to Carmen Electra and Donald Trump? Thank you for reading this entire run on sentence, I love you all. Live long and prosper while the force is with you until all are one.

Hey! Where did I come into this?

Everyone is pretty much predictable here when it comes to political arguments. I can only think of two instances where someone has changed their mind on something - both, ironically, on guns.

Not to call you out Mobycat, just was pointing to the fact that if you don't like someones opinion, you need not respond to, or try to change it.

Opinion is just that to me, you need not have the backup to prove it. It would be nice sometimes if people were really straight forward and not just confrontational, but then again that wouldn't be XOC.

I love it here, Carlton has been gracious enough to provide this place and a link to our Club for nothing. I won't be going anywhere anytime soon.

Thank you Carlton and thank everyone else for making this something to spend my free time on.

"I care."

"I came here for an arguement!"
"Oh, this is abuse. An argument is down the hall on your right."

Priceless comeback. Gerbil shitting? I didn't know Richard Gere owned an Xterra....

Sorry, I was bored and I'm sick of seeing "Assholes and rednecks at XOC" on the top of the list in the ALR. So I figured some moronic keyboard headbutting of my own might add some gas to the fire that was lit in this extremely informative thread.

Ya know what's almost guaranteed to get it sent to the ALR???

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Naaah.

All that does is get socalpunX to stop licking SLR's sack long enough to close the fucking thread.

:p

Maybe that'll help get it into the ALR . . .

"this steaming pile of steaming hysterectomy?"

Here's a quarter.



Go buy another adjective.

Felch gargling....

Would that make him an Aqua Felcher?

(felching under water)

I so did not need that visual...thanks DR!

Can we stem the flow of undigested ass juice now before it's too fucking late? I mean Jesus some of us do have to work, but this pile of shit is just getting fucking ridiculous...between this thread and the revolver thread I could pull out what little hair I've got! Motherfuckers...



I know this isn't up to typical ALR standards, but we've been getting yelled at lately for swearing at the office and that part of my brain has gotten rusty without the regular use

Fuckin aye! The last page of this shit is cracking me up between the gerbil shitting and felching!

Then again, some of this crap is really uncalled for, especially from MattyX.

So...

since this has fully degraded....

This guy has this big oozing boil on his ass. No matter what he tries, it won't go away.

He sees doctor after doctor and no one can help until one day a doctor told him about a homeless guy that will treat his boil for a bottle of wine.

"Really?" says the guy. "Where can I find this guy?"

He was directed to a back alley by the bus station where he finds a homeless man with a cardboad sign that says:

BERNIE'S PUS SUCKING SERVICES. I TREAT BOILS FOR A BOTTLE OF WINE

The guy with the boil is curious, so he hands Bernie the bottle of wine and asks him how this works.

Bernie tells him that it pretty much...um....boils down to him dropping his drawers and he sucks the pus out of the boil so it can heal up.

The guy gags a little bit upon hearing this, but he's desparate, so he drops 'em.

Bernie says, "oooh, that's a NICE one! Let me get to work."

So he sucks and slurps and slups and sucks and it sounds like a shop vac cleaning up a backed up sewer in the basement.

He sucks some more, and suddenly, the guy with the boil feels this undeniable urge to fart. He holds it.

Bernie looks up..."You OK?"
"Yeah," says the guy.

Bernie keeps slurping the pus out of the boil. Suddenly, the guts gurgled, and the guy just couldn't hold it back any longer. He explodes a massive fart, right in Bernie's face.

Bernie stops sucking and looks up at the man.

"You know," he said, pus dribbling off his whiskers, "It's guys like you that really make my job disgusting!"

Well, it's friday, Patrick's prolly out entertaining clients for sponsorship or some chit spending the boss' dime.. What the hell, you're all a bunch of fruity hosebags anyhow, here we go.

All we need now is a good Snuff movie

Congrats everyone, we made it to the ALR!! Wooooooo-hooooo! Good job, I know we could do it! To get back on topic....kill yourself, you bunch of shit eating cock sniffs! :p

I was surprised it took this long to get here!

No fuckin' shit, Hawk...XOC's ability to send shit beyond the point of no return has really dropped off in the last little while...bunch of fucking cunts...

This thread was caused by Global Warming!

Is it dead?

well we can steal beat the dead horse can't we!? i need some entertainment!

Every single person who took part in this thread ought to be ashamed.....

Oh....well......shit.

LOL you said felching.....

I said Aqua-felching.

Oy!

Can't believe I missed this one...just found it today.

You all are a bunch of fucking douche bag mother fuckers anyway, but I wouldn't know shit about Nissans without ya.

Now I'm off to snipe illegals as they scurry through the desert in hopes of a better life!



Please don't let this die 5 pages in...DR, you are one funny SOB!

No dude, it's climate change...

No its a bunch of bull shit!!!

Tim

god damn it, i just read every page...

i want my 20 minutes back

HeHe....thats time from you life youll never see again!!!!!HeHe

Tim

As much as I really hate you balding middle age hippie geo-cache fag's ! Sometimes you all make me laugh !

I hate haters ... and trolls.

It's bullshit, you dumb fuck. One word, not two.

Can you count past two, you stupid sonofabitch?

Man, this thread is proof enough that pot should be legal.. because...

like...

wait, what?

'Sup Georgia-boy?

Obviously he can count to three......Now, who's the stupid sonofabitch?

Sorry to revive this thread but I just came across it. Only read page 1 and page 6. I just wanted to say:

I'm disappointed in you. It's really not that hard! Once you're away for a while, you realize your friends "in real life" are funnier and spending time with them is much more fulfilling. Pretty soon, you'll be all "Xterra Owners Club? Man, I haven't visited that site in a while!"

Trust me. I know.

Nothing useful to add to the thread. Just thought I'd make a post after 4 months of inactivity myself.

malcom, did you ever sell the X? hows everything going?

turtles

I like 'em.

Paul shits his pants.

Only after I get done eating your mom.....

Wait forgot the

70 year old poon that good?

No that is why I shit my pants as you said.

What the hell? Four months since the last ALR fight? What has this site come to???

Fuck your mother

there that better

Ah...
Now I know why things were starting to feel normal again.

You've been too busy the last several months taking the liberal dick in your mouth, so we've had nothing to argue about.

It's been an unprecedented time of peace and prosperity on XOC (minus the server crash). So go fuck Shahram and get on with it, you leftist piece of shit.

so i have half ass read all of this.. and all i can wonder is

who pissed in your cheerios..?