I so did not need that visual...thanks DR!

Can we stem the flow of undigested ass juice now before it's too fucking late? I mean Jesus some of us do have to work, but this pile of shit is just getting fucking ridiculous...between this thread and the revolver thread I could pull out what little hair I've got! Motherfuckers...



I know this isn't up to typical ALR standards, but we've been getting yelled at lately for swearing at the office and that part of my brain has gotten rusty without the regular use

Fuckin aye! The last page of this shit is cracking me up between the gerbil shitting and felching!

Then again, some of this crap is really uncalled for, especially from MattyX.

So...

since this has fully degraded....

This guy has this big oozing boil on his ass. No matter what he tries, it won't go away.

He sees doctor after doctor and no one can help until one day a doctor told him about a homeless guy that will treat his boil for a bottle of wine.

"Really?" says the guy. "Where can I find this guy?"

He was directed to a back alley by the bus station where he finds a homeless man with a cardboad sign that says:

BERNIE'S PUS SUCKING SERVICES. I TREAT BOILS FOR A BOTTLE OF WINE

The guy with the boil is curious, so he hands Bernie the bottle of wine and asks him how this works.

Bernie tells him that it pretty much...um....boils down to him dropping his drawers and he sucks the pus out of the boil so it can heal up.

The guy gags a little bit upon hearing this, but he's desparate, so he drops 'em.

Bernie says, "oooh, that's a NICE one! Let me get to work."

So he sucks and slurps and slups and sucks and it sounds like a shop vac cleaning up a backed up sewer in the basement.

He sucks some more, and suddenly, the guy with the boil feels this undeniable urge to fart. He holds it.

Bernie looks up..."You OK?"
"Yeah," says the guy.

Bernie keeps slurping the pus out of the boil. Suddenly, the guts gurgled, and the guy just couldn't hold it back any longer. He explodes a massive fart, right in Bernie's face.

Bernie stops sucking and looks up at the man.

"You know," he said, pus dribbling off his whiskers, "It's guys like you that really make my job disgusting!"

Well, it's friday, Patrick's prolly out entertaining clients for sponsorship or some chit spending the boss' dime.. What the hell, you're all a bunch of fruity hosebags anyhow, here we go.

All we need now is a good Snuff movie

Congrats everyone, we made it to the ALR!! Wooooooo-hooooo! Good job, I know we could do it! To get back on topic....kill yourself, you bunch of shit eating cock sniffs! :p

I was surprised it took this long to get here!

No fuckin' shit, Hawk...XOC's ability to send shit beyond the point of no return has really dropped off in the last little while...bunch of fucking cunts...

This thread was caused by Global Warming!

Is it dead?

well we can steal beat the dead horse can't we!? i need some entertainment!

Every single person who took part in this thread ought to be ashamed.....

Oh....well......shit.

LOL you said felching.....

I said Aqua-felching.

Oy!

Can't believe I missed this one...just found it today.

You all are a bunch of fucking douche bag mother fuckers anyway, but I wouldn't know shit about Nissans without ya.

Now I'm off to snipe illegals as they scurry through the desert in hopes of a better life!



Please don't let this die 5 pages in...DR, you are one funny SOB!

No dude, it's climate change...

No its a bunch of bull shit!!!

Tim

god damn it, i just read every page...

i want my 20 minutes back

HeHe....thats time from you life youll never see again!!!!!HeHe

Tim

As much as I really hate you balding middle age hippie geo-cache fag's ! Sometimes you all make me laugh !

I hate haters ... and trolls.

It's bullshit, you dumb fuck. One word, not two.

Can you count past two, you stupid sonofabitch?