thats hysterical

roflmao

Not a Canuck, Not French try again....laughs on you BTW. I was smiling through the whole exchange...

i just realized that this DUMB ASS thread is in the ALR.

we need more traffic in that area any way

I just noticed this dumbass posted this twice...

:p :p

hey porsche, go suck some ass.

Flip him a Quarter.....

hey this is all I have to say to all of you...



now there is some real humor in that, but only one of you will "get it".

I don't even know what this thread is about.....

WTF?

LOL!

You registered over 2 years ago and this is your first post?

nice catch!!!

Wow. That's pretty cool...

First a picture of some guy flipping off the camera, and then Claus posts his high school graduation pic.

It's nice to finally be able to put a face w/ a name...

I guess I should leave you alone at this point, though. It's not nice to make fun of retarded people...

yeah, I registered, read a few posts and realized what asshats you guys were....it's like a Nissan only Pirate

I lurk now and then

Perhaps I should visit more often.

Unless I missed it somewhere higher up in the replys, sorry if I did, a 2005 Jeep Rubicon does 0-60 in 11.1 seconds a 2005 OR Xterra will do it in 7.3. I know no one buys a 4x4 xterra for drag racing, but getting onto a short freeway on ramp or passing on a single lane road happens to most of us every day. The Xterra gets about 1 mpg better than the rubicon to boot, even with the additional horsepower. It all goes back to the core argument that the Xterra is much easier to live with as a daily driver and only vehicle.

nothing like replying to a 5 year old thread...............

"Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!"

I want to go set fire to a dealership, because I thought that I got a bad deal.....


anybody with me on this????

Or mabey a good class action going because someone stole my spare. We could cover all of the old clasics in one thread.

How do I remove the govener so I can drive 150 mph while getting 32 mpg? And I think that my vornado is in backwards because I get -16 mpg.

LOL


Everyone knows if you put the Vornado in backwards, you warp the time space continuum, allowing the Xterra to travel at the twice the speed of light while CREATING GASOLINE.

Its hard to tell if you're really going twice the speed of light if you have larger tires though, as your speedometer will be off.

If you stop to re-calibrate your speedometer, someone might steal your spare due to a design defect from Nissan.

To get even with the dealership for selling you a defective spare-theft vulnerable truck with no warnings, you can set them on fire.

Hopefully, the fire will not ignite all that gas you made while going twice the speed of light with the help of your Vornado.

The last time this happened, they called it "The Big Bang", and it ended time as we knew it, and we had to start over again.


This was good news for Timex and other watch companies, as there was a surge of new business when time was started over again.


The last time, clocks had legs, now they have hands....who knows what they will use next time.


The old time companies of course went out of business when time ended for the other big bang.


The odds of the Vornado being invented AGAIN were slim, but, apparently, during the history of the universe, the Vornado is re-invented with every new start.

The Throttle Body Spacer also crops up again and again, but at least it worked for the guys who kept re-inventing the carburetor.


The giant black holes that keep popping up are annoying too.

These are due to people with Land Rovers of course.

I'm all for settin the Stealership on fire. As far as all the gas I've made while traveling to exotic new dimensions.......I must have a leak about the size of the Exxon Valdez cuz I'm not seeing it. I'll run a diagnostic on the flux capacitor when I get back from the planet Fuckstick. T.J.'s "PINE STRIPES" must have something to do with his gas mileage increase. Where can I get the PINE STRIPES?

LOL


Join me in the NJ Pine Barrens, where the local coniferous foliage loving caresses your entire rig, and applies them for you for free.




(IE: Its not a typo)

Best 5 year old thread I've replied to yet.