I want to go set fire to a dealership, because I thought that I got a bad deal.....
anybody with me on this????
Or mabey a good class action going because someone stole my spare. We could cover all of the old clasics in one thread.
How do I remove the govener so I can drive 150 mph while getting 32 mpg? And I think that my vornado is in backwards because I get -16 mpg.
LOL
Everyone knows if you put the Vornado in backwards, you warp the time space continuum, allowing the Xterra to travel at the twice the speed of light while CREATING GASOLINE.
Its hard to tell if you're really going twice the speed of light if you have larger tires though, as your speedometer will be off.
If you stop to re-calibrate your speedometer, someone might steal your spare due to a design defect from Nissan.
To get even with the dealership for selling you a defective spare-theft vulnerable truck with no warnings, you can set them on fire.
Hopefully, the fire will not ignite all that gas you made while going twice the speed of light with the help of your Vornado.
The last time this happened, they called it "The Big Bang", and it ended time as we knew it, and we had to start over again.
This was good news for Timex and other watch companies, as there was a surge of new business when time was started over again.
The last time, clocks had legs, now they have hands....who knows what they will use next time.
The old time companies of course went out of business when time ended for the other big bang.
The odds of the Vornado being invented AGAIN were slim, but, apparently, during the history of the universe, the Vornado is re-invented with every new start.
The Throttle Body Spacer also crops up again and again, but at least it worked for the guys who kept re-inventing the carburetor.
The giant black holes that keep popping up are annoying too.
These are due to people with Land Rovers of course.
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- TJ
2001 Xterra '03 VG33, SE 5 spd, 305/70/16's, Revolvers, UBSkidderz, Doubled AAL's, 3"SL/2"BL, winch/bumpers, skids, sliders, OBA, Snorkel, pine stripes....
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