I ran a post on this site about my spare tire and 33 ASSHOLES called me names, told me to fuck off and slammed me with countless insults. What is this site for? Who is it benefiting if somebody cannot post an issue without a bunch of Redneck assholes calling you names?

:rolleyes:

If I recall, it was a rather frivolous post, whose only purpose was to incite.

Clam down man.

I saw you posts and your idea of trying to blame Nissan/dealership for stolen spare tire is just insane. If you think about it for a moment you'll realize that there is no way in hell you would ever push it through simply because it's your problem.

I'm in the same boat as you here: live in Chicago up north and the area here is not so good, 2 windows in my Maxima that I used to drive before were busted 2 times, things stolen out of the car.

To be honest, it got a little annoying to some people to see your constant posts trying to get people on the bandwagon with the stolen tire issue. That's ludacris.

Some people here could be idiots and they may flame you just because they have nothing else to do but that's what makes this whole thing relatively amusing. It's entertaining for me to sit at work and read posts by certain people that are trying to write very proper and use the biggest words when in reality they don't know what they are talking about...

Bottom line...shut the fuck up! You posted quite a while ago and you still can't let go.

I hate stupid people.

....like jackass?

Yes.

So why don't you just

Fuck!!! I just walked out to my truck and someone stole my windshield wipers! It's Nissan's fault, it's a Nissan design flaw, it's a fucking outrage! Why didn't the dealer tell me my wipers didn't have a lock and could be stolen?

For calling morons names, moron.

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Who is it benefiting if somebody cannot post an issue without a bunch of Redneck assholes calling you names?

We, the Redneck assholes, benefit.

You moron.

dumbass redneck

ok so this is all over taking some heat about saying that the spare is prone to be stolen?

its a cheap ass steel wheel with a cheap tire on it... its probably the least desireable spare out there...

and i really dont think all that many people have ever had it stolen, in percentage terms. you make it sound like everyone has had this problem just cause you have...

what a complete and utter BOZO

hey dipshit
GET A LIFE

i bet your a yuppie banker type who bought the x to look rugged. You probably have your own personel lawyer on retainer. Do us all a favor cry about it. Get a new tire and BUY YOURSELF A LOCK!!

Gunny Sgt HARTMAN:
Private JOE, if there is one thing I hate, it is an unlocked spare tire! If it weren't for assholes like you, there'd be no thievery in this world!

If 33 different people slammed me for something...I think the first thing I'd do is take a look at myself and try to figure out what I did wrong.

33 assholes is a large number, I don't think every one of them could be wrong.

Even stupid rednecks know how to buy a lock.

Damn!! I was wondering where that extra spare tire came from!!! I thought it was payment for them draining my muffler bearing fluid and not replacing it last time I was in the shop!!

Act like a bitch, get treated like a bitch.

No, THIS is ludacris:

Now go have some chicken n' beer.

Hey Joe, got your pm. So you plan on contacting my dealership, and telling them that I should be fired.

Wow.

For a post that you had nothing, and I mean zilch, to do with.

My post was directed to someone who has repeatedly gone after me. But why don't you go ahead and contact my dealership, and tell them I'm a dick. My boss will probably laugh at you. No really, laugh.

You see, he's a good man to work for. I work for an awesome dealership, who sells top notch vehicles (Nissans). I do what I can for the folks that come into my work. I fix cars and don't rip folks off. I help folks, and I ask for nothing but a fair paycheck.

What do you do, oh high and mighty one?

Chalk me up as a$$hole redneck # 34. Even though I'm from CA I still think you toss salads in your spare time.

Oh, that post. The one asking everyone to join in your lawsuit against Nissan for your spare tire getting stolen.

Did your nuts drop yet? Does your mom know you're on the computer?

How is that lawsuit against Nissan going? Getting anywhere?

There are a lot of hard working HONEST people out there that are sick and tired of people going to court looking for handouts. What do you expect from the hard working HONEST folks of America when you present a case like this to them. Support, no forget about it. Sympathy, give me a break. If you want a hand out, go stand on the street corner with a sign. Another thing, this is a web site for Nissan Xterra Enthusiests. Not money hungry sue happy people. I personaly think you are abusing this website. Now If you dont like how you are treated here, go some where else.

And Jens you are right at this point I think he is looking for attention.

Almost four years I've been here.

In all that time, I've seen quite a few of the jokers come and go. Everything from one dude talking about racing his Xterra in Seattle to some crazy motherfucker in Wisconsin who thinks he's a goddamn werewolf getting a good honest member fired from his job in Minnesota. If it's been done, it's pretty much been done all at XOC. Rare is a boring day on this forum.

You sir, are up there with the whiny crackpots who take something as frivilous as someone calling you names from up to a few thousand miles away so seriously. Do you really think the Xterra, or Nissans in general only have spares stolen from them? Do you really think some guy in your town thought up, "Gee, those Xterras, I steal their spare tires and make billions!"? If someone came and stole your bumper, or headlight, or roofrack, or side moldings, side mirrors, steprails or actual used tires that's somehow the manufactuer's fault?

Your case is as sad as you are. You were called out, and you pissed your pants like the three year old you are. Nobody, absolutely no one, agrees with you on this. So there is only one simple solution here: Leave. Leave and don't come back.

That's right, don't bother to type in www.xterraownersclub.com in your URL box again. If it's in your favorites (or unfavorites) list, delete it and don't come back. You won't have to deal with rednecks who scoff at you because you didn't get the shiny red bike that everyone else got at Christmas. And we don't have to listen to some whiny, estrogen-infested little cocksucker who wants to get everything handed to him on a silver platter because his pussy hurts.

Please, just leave. 33 rednecks will have even bigger sugar plums dancing in their heads.

OH yeah... We are all rednecks here! thats funny

One of the best lines ever said on this forum.

One of the other best lines ever said on this forum...

Blue02 I love you man, that just pisses me off.

http://www.xterraownersclub.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=20;t=007687

You sir are a wanker.

I have a spare I've been trying to get out of my garage for some time... 16" steel wheel with new Grabber--if you want it drop me a line and we'll work something out

p.s. pull your skirt up.

Rusulting suits from post.

XterraNut sues the world for homework blowing out window.
Xterra Owners unite and try to get Joes finance company to repo the vehicle and get him a Honda Element.
Nissan spanks an unknown salesman while yelling "WHY WHY DID YOU SELL IT TO HIM"

and in top News.

JoeMcCarthy (Defendant) vs Alpine Spirit (Accusor)

Accusor (Alpine Spirit) suing for side busting laughter after reading above mentioned post. Which resulted in Root Beer being spurted from the nose and a Cheeto being lodged in the nasal cavity. After further review and analisys it was deemed the Cheeto would need to be surgically removed and was no longer edible.

Accusor is suing for Surgical removal fees, New can of Root Beer & one Cheeto of equivalent size. Basically a free hand out.

Joe is counter suing for a free err um stolen wheel & tire. Apparently Alpine jumped into his UFO and flew in and snatched while Joe was at Burger King singing for the new Commercial Spot .

I have had a 265/75/r16 bfgoodrich a/t under my x for over two years now. It has never been touched by anybody other than me. I think if there was truly a known design flaw, thieves would be stealing non-stock spare tires, not yours

Put on one of those space saver spares from a Honda and then no one will steal it and you will have room for a dual exhaust setup.

Uh, on mine the 5th wheel is a full sized spare on the same alloy rim as the rest of 'em.

Yup, I was just as shocked when I peeked under the truck.

And if it was stolen, I sure as hell wouldn't be a little whiny bitch threatening to sue Nissan either :rolleyes:

honestly, i dont know why you guys are making such a big deal about this topic, obviously this guy is a little bitch, and should be treated as such, give him a dress and pimp him out on the corner for $.50, he can come home when he has made enough money to by me an '05 xterra, which should be in about 2050.

p.s. my neck was a lighter shade of brown last time i checked.

If you were looking simply for simpathy, your post should have looked like this:

If you had posted that, then maybe everyone wouldn't have assumed that you were some asshole trying to make a quick buck off the machine. Or, you could realize that you've never even met the people flaming you, forget about it because theyre just random people who don't know you, and go on with your quest for unsuspecting companies to victimize with frivolous lawsuits.

He's a Project Manager, Lead Designer / Emerging Technologies / March 2004- Present.

I love google . . .

A Lead Designer doesn't know what a "design flaw" is? Maybe the thread should be sent to HIS employer.

If it's a great concern to you nissanparts.com has a lock for the stock spare. Look for solutions, not problems.

Two weeks after I bought my Xterra I backed in to a parked car. Why would anyone make a vehicle with a blind spot? It's just negligence.
I'm entitled to money and... a parade!

Too funny.

for you!

Since McCarthy is trying to get Cyclemut fired, I called the Capitol to get him fired. Unfortunately they said he had died in 1957. Perhaps we are dealing with an imposter!!!

The plot thickens....

Looks like the big cry baby ran home crying to mom since he hasn't commented any more. Wonder what ever was the outcome of his lawsuits against Nissan and cyclemut?

Virginia made me a redneck. XOC made me an asshole. Your mother turned you into a pussy. Have a nice day.

^ what he said ^

I dont know if you should really do that Charlie, he might want to sue you if something goes wrong with the tire, or it gets stolen as well.

Casper
I love being a redneck

You might be a redneck if...you're THAT concerned about your spare tire, that you'd even consider filing a lawsuit over something you can replace for about $300, at most.

Yeeehaw!!!

You got off easy

Those assholes who flamed you...

I dunno, it was very entertaining to me. I guess that means I benefited since I was entertained - and I'm not even a redneck

Too bad he never came back :rolleyes:

^X3^

What ever happened to ELFTERRA?

Isnt the term "redneck asshole" kind of redundant?

Kind of like "Liberal Pussy" or "Conservative Warmonger"?

Wow, just saw that this thread has been revived after almost a year. Good job Jeff! :p

Wait.

When Alpine countersued, did he take the Element?

Why did this thread get dug out of the box?

DAMN IT I NEVER GOT MY CHEETO!!!

Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bring out yer dead.... DING Bring out yer dead.... DING

(insert Monty Python fans)

But I'm not dead yet!

My favorite part of that scene is the guy beating the cat on the wall..

"Bring out your dead!"
WHAM!
"Rrreeoowwwrrr!"
"Bring out your dead!"
THUD!
"Mmrroowwwrrrr!"

I'm feeling much better.

I think I'll go for a walk.

I FEEEEEL HAPPPY!

I FEEEEEL HAPPPY!

I'm not dead yet!!!

If this guy bitched an ounce more he'd be lactating! He needs to seriously get the sand out of his clit, get a pare of tweezers, reach down between his legs, grab his nuts, man up and take a little initiative to tie down and lock his front bumper or weld it down, bc I'm in need of a new one and it doesn't look like he'll do much but bitch and complain, so it'll be an easy fix for me!

Nice reset...Monty Python quotes are always fresh.

See post below for topic reset the Spanky way.

Let me put this in terms you can understand. "Yer kewl an rite...thees peeple r a$$holes. But i like u. hell, you can come over and fuck my sister".

Feel better, no0b? Hell, when I went to the Tony Hawk website you called me a poser...you didn't see me frolicking in flowers screaming bloody murder, did you? No, I took it like a man and went back to work on my awesome goofy-foot half-spin jumpy, jumpy, jump tricky thing.

I don't dislike you...or hate you for that matter. What I do hate is that you aren't here with me...right now. I like to sweat, and I think you might like it, too...I'll take you, boy...oh yeah..you know. Me...you...the srotum clamps....I know your type. You like it, and you like it rough.

Hell, I took your spare tire just to piss you off enough to get you all hot. Why haven't you called? Remember, you had a red neck the other night (well, two, actually...me, and then my cousin Joe-Bill).

I still have your spare tire, it's under my matress...you should have felt it last night. Perhaps you were too caught up in the moment.

Anyway, you have a friend here...please call, big-boy. I miss you and the way you squeeze your cheeks. I think of you everytime I go through the tunnels on my way through Virginia.

So, basically, since this thread is so completey gay - I thought I'd personify it with this post. I hope I completed my mission.

We are ALL ASSHOLES (that can't spell)! That's why we all love this site!

By the way, somebody stole my "Nissan" hitch plug. I have recently settled out-of court for $7,000,000.

Now I'm taking this turd to court for stealing my butt-plug.

Have a great night! I'm here all week..try the veal.

Love,
Spanky (pssssttt...no, really...call me)

Oh.... my .... fucking.... god......

The Xoc has hit a new low...

That came close to describing what was just said but I'm not sure there are any words truly appropriate!

Redneck asshole and proud of it!

Far from it. You don't want to know our lows!

LMAO!!!

That is the funniest post I've seen in awhile!!

Shut up, asshole.

Spank ME!

So, how in the hell did this make it to the ALR?!? It STILL reads as a bunch of us just having some fun!

Don't know about anyone else, but I'm proud to be a redneck, although I'm not sure how big of an asshole I am.
Oh yeah, and I love Monty Python!!!!!

SAME HERE!

my neck aint burnt its all natural

Jist cuz I lives in a mo-bile home don't make me no raid-nack.

Wonder if they make that there fer un xterra

Wow, a 6 page thread and I didn't throw in a single post! How long has this been sitting in the XOC attic and why was it pulled out??
joemcarthy-Before you bother to post on here again do us all a favor. Find the nearest 24 hour pharmacy, walk in, they'll probably hand you your mom's regular items (Deuche Juice, Crab Cream, Vagisil, pregnancy test kit and hemmoroid cream) and buy yourself the biggest box of tissues and a box of tampons. Save the tissue issue and huff puff for mommy's shoulder.
I don't know about redneck but I'm definitely an asshole....and good at it too!

Mullet-power!!!

holy dead thread batman..

Why was this dragged back up?

Lotsa good posts, actually!

I left a dollar on the curb.

I came back, and someone stole it.

I am outraged that the US government made a dollar bill that could be stolen.

I am suing the United States of America for making defective money.

I am looking for people to join me in a class action suit.

Please, everyone who has money, think about it, do you want it to be stolen? Do you want the USA to get away with perpetuating this liability?

In the meantime, send all of your money to me, and I'll have it entered as evidence in the case.

Yeah. That was me.

Good timing, since this recently happened... and was successful.

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man, things havent changed much in the past year. i rememeber posting that and it sure doesnt seem like it was over a year go.

Yo TJ.

Is it true that you put a Winnebago on cruise control and then went in the back to sleep (leaving steering wheel unattended)? Then, after the Winnebago rolled, you sued them for a defective cruise control?

For fuck's sake, let this die.

Doctor Jeff revived it.



It has neck bolts now.

I ain't no Redneck!!!

I drives me a fuoool efficient car!

that is awesome!

I wish I'd seen the original post from this king of all ass clowns...

It's like that guy that tried suing KFC for the fat they used in their cooking process and its impact on him.

At some point, you need a judge to look them in the eye and tell them that they are being fined the exact dollar amount it cost to court to listen to their imbecilic rant.

Oh, and yeah, this thread should go back in the attic.