You might be a redneck if...you're THAT concerned about your spare tire, that you'd even consider filing a lawsuit over something you can replace for about $300, at most.

Yeeehaw!!!

You got off easy

Those assholes who flamed you...

I dunno, it was very entertaining to me. I guess that means I benefited since I was entertained - and I'm not even a redneck

Too bad he never came back :rolleyes:

^X3^

What ever happened to ELFTERRA?

Isnt the term "redneck asshole" kind of redundant?

Kind of like "Liberal Pussy" or "Conservative Warmonger"?

Wow, just saw that this thread has been revived after almost a year. Good job Jeff! :p

Wait.

When Alpine countersued, did he take the Element?

Why did this thread get dug out of the box?

DAMN IT I NEVER GOT MY CHEETO!!!

Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bring out yer dead.... DING Bring out yer dead.... DING

(insert Monty Python fans)

But I'm not dead yet!

My favorite part of that scene is the guy beating the cat on the wall..

"Bring out your dead!"
WHAM!
"Rrreeoowwwrrr!"
"Bring out your dead!"
THUD!
"Mmrroowwwrrrr!"

I'm feeling much better.

I think I'll go for a walk.

I FEEEEEL HAPPPY!

I FEEEEEL HAPPPY!

I'm not dead yet!!!

If this guy bitched an ounce more he'd be lactating! He needs to seriously get the sand out of his clit, get a pare of tweezers, reach down between his legs, grab his nuts, man up and take a little initiative to tie down and lock his front bumper or weld it down, bc I'm in need of a new one and it doesn't look like he'll do much but bitch and complain, so it'll be an easy fix for me!

Nice reset...Monty Python quotes are always fresh.

See post below for topic reset the Spanky way.

Let me put this in terms you can understand. "Yer kewl an rite...thees peeple r a$$holes. But i like u. hell, you can come over and fuck my sister".

Feel better, no0b? Hell, when I went to the Tony Hawk website you called me a poser...you didn't see me frolicking in flowers screaming bloody murder, did you? No, I took it like a man and went back to work on my awesome goofy-foot half-spin jumpy, jumpy, jump tricky thing.

I don't dislike you...or hate you for that matter. What I do hate is that you aren't here with me...right now. I like to sweat, and I think you might like it, too...I'll take you, boy...oh yeah..you know. Me...you...the srotum clamps....I know your type. You like it, and you like it rough.

Hell, I took your spare tire just to piss you off enough to get you all hot. Why haven't you called? Remember, you had a red neck the other night (well, two, actually...me, and then my cousin Joe-Bill).

I still have your spare tire, it's under my matress...you should have felt it last night. Perhaps you were too caught up in the moment.

Anyway, you have a friend here...please call, big-boy. I miss you and the way you squeeze your cheeks. I think of you everytime I go through the tunnels on my way through Virginia.

So, basically, since this thread is so completey gay - I thought I'd personify it with this post. I hope I completed my mission.

We are ALL ASSHOLES (that can't spell)! That's why we all love this site!

By the way, somebody stole my "Nissan" hitch plug. I have recently settled out-of court for $7,000,000.

Now I'm taking this turd to court for stealing my butt-plug.

Have a great night! I'm here all week..try the veal.

Love,
Spanky (pssssttt...no, really...call me)

Oh.... my .... fucking.... god......

The Xoc has hit a new low...

That came close to describing what was just said but I'm not sure there are any words truly appropriate!

Redneck asshole and proud of it!

Far from it. You don't want to know our lows!

LMAO!!!

That is the funniest post I've seen in awhile!!

Shut up, asshole.

Spank ME!

So, how in the hell did this make it to the ALR?!? It STILL reads as a bunch of us just having some fun!