[QUOTE]Originally posted by Rockaholic:
[QB]For the Record, StoneCold was the first to mention a Battle Royal.

Hey now! It was just a suggestion.....

S.

HAHA I'd say I was just busting your balls..but..well..you know.

And your proud of everything you write?

Sounds like the pot calling the kettle black. :rolleyes:

Right, and you've come up with such great gems as...."why were you playing baseball with an antenna???"

And you make a lame attmept at name calling Svendog, after being so High and mighty yourself
well, Pot, meet the Kettle -

You evalutating other people's insults is like Ray Charles evaluating Picasso.

Ebeauchea - Cause ratting yourself out is so much fun.

Ebeauchea - Maximum Anal Capacity: 100 Dicks

Ebeauchea - Also has a "wide stance" in the men's bathroom.

Ebeauchea - Less talented than a coma patient

Ebeauchea - Why some scientists are rethinking evolution

Ebeauchea - Why some religious leaders are now questioning the existance of God

Ebeauchea - Smart like a supermodel, hot like Einstein

Ebeauchea - As menacing as a Teddy Bear

Ebeauchea - How did engineers pile shit that high without external supports?

Ebeauchea - Because a box is all the packing material you need.

Ebeauchea - Star of 1man100cups.com

After reading through this thread again -- and being bored for the last twenty minutes of a Friday afternoon -- I realized Ebeauchea laid a little smack down on a typo:

So I put my spelling-nazi hat back on . . . just for shits 'n grins.

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Something.
Remember.

You're.
Misspell.

Past.

Is.
"w/"?-- either it's short for "with" or "which" -- pick one.
Short-tempered.

Guy's.

Def.? @? Ouch.
You're.

Something.

You're.
Referring.
Ludicrous. <-- That's my favorite.
Embarrass.

Them.

Something.
Thief.

Interested. <--EDIT: Oops. Missed that one.
Whoopin'.

Embarrassing.
You're.
You're.

Embarrassing.

and now for something completely different...

Something about glass houses and throwing stones just came to mind.

I love your tattoo, bpc. Really nice.

Mail order..basement..jobless..where is this coming from? How could anyone know if I was able to fit 100 dicks in my ass? Is it from experience? Your the one who needs the pussy protector on your side. Than you've got your buddy RI Xterra that needs to back you up too? What ever happened to one on one? Your all sooooo witty eh? It takes 3 or more to try and tell me off? It's one thing for the person affected by this argument to be mad at me. It's one thing for the original person to call me names, etc. Why are a bunch of 30 or so yr old plus males on a forum ganging up on one guy just to protect their friend? I'd love to hear this response. I'll check it when I get around to it since I don't always have time to write things like

ebeauchea - 100 dicks in his mouth

or whatever it was. You've honestly got nothing better to do? Really? Interesting.

Rockaholic..what is your real name anyway? I do feel like a tool calling you that.

Ok… a few points:
1) While I don’t know how many dicks you can fit up your ass or in your mouth, I can’t say that I really care.
2) One on One and the support that I’m getting : It’s a combination of friendship AND people seeing that I’m making valid points. Yeah, I am fortunate to have some good friends that I trust and respect adding into this thread, but they are outnumbered by the people whom I’ve yet to meet who are also adding to the comment pool . So, while I’m flattered that you think that I’ve cultivated quite a crew, I can’t take any credit for the posts as I think you invited the comments far more than I did.
3) Age: What does that have to do with it? Seriously… the time when you could stop playing the age card ended in high school. So, we’re older… if you were such the young stud, you should be able to take all of us on while you’re having a beer and playing halo3 – as you are on the phone.
You need to man up here. Do you think, on XOC of all places, that anyone could get to page 11 without there being someone to carry the flag? It’s not me, buddy…. You are the marquee show here. All I’m doing is providing the facts and filler information. Like I said before, if you had been a man about this, it probably would’ve gone away back on page 2.. Instead, you’ve made this bitch-slap central and you are at the center of the party… By the way, when you want to contract ‘you are’, it’s you’re, not your. Your is possessive, meaning that it’s something that you have control of. For example, you drive ‘your’ xterra, but, you’re (you are) the person that continues to chime in here and add even more fuel to the fire of the flame jobs you keep getting.
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Remember, Venus, I want the premium lager from Yuengling…

As for rockaholic’s name, you’ve been a tool fairly well all along, why would not knowing his given name be any sort of change to what you’ve cultivated thus far?

Then why haven't you answered my question?

How much do you want to bet that I won't say what I've posted to your face when you come up to me?

Come on, Mental Midget, you are so certain I won't say anything to you that I've posted and so sure I'm scared of you. Why won't you put your money where your mouth is?

Remember my post about better to be silent and thought a retard than to post and remove all doubt?
So you've had 100 dicks in your ass then I mean, the only way we could know from experience is if you have had 100 dicks in your ass before. Thanks for playing, cause you obviously don't get it.

You obviously don't have any friends if you have to ask this question. Either that, or you are a very shitty friend, or your "friends" don't like you.

You do realize that every group of people has one person that they don't like? Ebauchea the Douche - that would be you.

Again, better to remain silent...
Clearly, Venus, you are a mental midget and lack the ability to read the simplest of instructions.
Including this post, my name has been in this thread a minimum of 14 times.
Let's see if you can get to the bottom of this and figure out what my name is, you stupid inbred mule-fucker.

Would you accept an antenna as the bet?

I'd accept it.
Hell, I'd offer it up

First off chief I was only kidding around. Obviously you missed the smiley's I put in at the end of the sentence. But I do feel your wrong and I think you should just try to man up and try to resolve this like a frigin man. Your actions are so frigin childish that's it's pathetic. I mean you've had more than enough chances to try and correct this. But you've choose to take the childish way and stand here and argue like the internet tough guy you are talking about in so many post.

Hell this could have been simply ended and never had gotten to this ridiculous point. You could have willingly admitted that your wrong and solved the issue. Instead you choose this route. You could have just ended this and sat down and had a beer with us.

He can still have a beer with us.
He'll bring them and we can all sit around and talk about the fun we're going to have.

Who won?

How come Cockaholic isn't in the picture?....

Was he hiding in the bathroom?

Wow, JeffW, did you come up with that yourself, or did you have a team of retarded monkeys working around the clock to come up with that attempt at an insult? :rolleyes:

Still holding on to the hope that Cockaholic will someday be funny, huh? :rolleyes: The first graders called, JeffW - they want their insults back.

Holy crap, the only thing funny about that post is that you actually thought it was funny and/or hurtful. I only find it offensive as an attempt to rip on someone, cause that's almost as bad as the "I'm rubber and you're glue..." line elementary school kids use on one another.

Please, for the love of god, don't tell me you still use that one too.

Holy crap, can you even turn on your computer and log onto XOC all by yourself, or does your Mommy have to do that for you? Can you wipe your own ass, or does Mommy do that for you too?

I really want to know: Exactly how did you get as brain damaged as you are? Did you eat lead paint? Did mommy drop you on your head? Did you play in toxic waste? More improtantly, why haven't you stopped doing these things? Based on your posts, you apparently don't have a lot of brain cells left to spare.

More things I want to know about you JeffW-
How much yellow snow have you eaten this winter?
Are all your utensils plastic so you don't electricute yourself when you stick them in the power outlets?
Does everyone talk to you more slowly and loudly, and with more simple words, than they talk to others?
Do you wear adult diapers, or are you a big boy who can use the potty?
Are you able to tie your own shoelaces, or are you still forced to wear velcro?
Are you allowed to cross the street without holding the hand of an adult?

What's Duxbury like?

I think that it is so funny how Cockaholic can dish it out but cant take it at the same time...

Now I'm mad at myself for not thinking of cockaholic myself. That IS def. funny. Not just because your a jerkoff, because it's funny. And watch what you say about the elementary school comments..your the one who called me Home Depot. Or was that a grown up insult?

I was mocking you. :rolleyes: You know, cause you called me and Svendog toolboxes. :rolleyes:

Oh, wait so now calling you Home Depot is elementray, but calling people toolboxes isn't?

Venus, you are so such the Pot.

By the way, how much do you want to bet, chickenshit?

I'm noticing you're avoiding my challenge to put your money where your mouth is. What, have you lost your certainty that I'm just an "internet tough guy pussy?"

It definately seems like you are aren't so certain since you don't want to back up your big mouth. Who's the pussy now?

Right. Because what JeffW and Ebauchea have posted has been so devestating, and it hurts my feeling so badly, it makes me wanna cry :rolleyes: (that's sarcasm, by the way....)

I believe Mr T said it best...
"I PITY THE FOOL WHO WANTS TO BE AN INTERNET TOUGH GUY"

OHH and by the way thanks for the 1 rating.. Douchebag..