Why ruin a perfectly good ECXC when I have a bitch at hand to get my beer and food?

I'd say that I'd be around to help Venus out on the trail, but I doubt he'll be running the hard stuff.

Fucking right....Sounds fun.

I may beat a dead horse, but you'll always be the killer of the Phat Chicks thread.

I started it......

Like everything else you've posted, those boobs aren't yours, the idea wasn't yours, the picture wasn't yours, the woman definately isn't yours....
But really, again with the Cockaholic?
We've covered this you little wortless limp-dick, cum bubble blowing, rectum licking, dried-up-diarhea eating, goat fucking, razor burned beef curtain. Come up with something that's not Madman's original content.

Fuck, even he only used it once. That should tell you something.
Can't you come up with anything on your own?

Like these little bits: all original
JeffW - repeatedly proving people can reproduce through anal sex. Now also proving that the resulting baby is exactly the same as what normally comes out of the anus: Shit that is better off flushed and forgotten.

JeffW- the highway for the world's brown road warriors.

JeffW - Prison's most popular visitor.

JeffW - Over 1 billion penises serviced daily.

JeffW - Like Roger Clemens, he prefers to take it in the butt.

JeffW - It a safe bet that's not toothpaste on his chin.

JeffW - the guy that makes Monkeys at the zoo wonder: How'd he fucking get out?

JeffW - He plays with himself, because he prefers to play with himself instead of with others.

JeffW - Becasue somebody has to always be wrong.

Your feeble attempts at insulting anyone are as hurtful as a wet marshmallow, as entertaining as a watching artificial grass grow, as shocking as blank paper, and as original as a Xerox.

I could have my brain extracted, pureed in a blender, poured back into my skull, and I'd still have better lines and comments than you could ever come up with.

Hell, I can bust out the insults in rhyme
at least it would be challenging this time
Repeating "Cockaholic" but you didn't say it first.
You're a pissant thief, and you belong in a hearse.
Son, if you want to battle you're in denial.
'cause you lack substance, originality and style.
Bitch, you're Roger Clemens, and I'm Derek Jeter
Cause I'm an MVP and you're just a lying cheater.
Like a Stray Dog I'm going to hunt you down
And fucking euthanize you in the goddamn pound.
"Ban Rockaholic", he threatend me, you cried
I might be coming for you, better run and hide.
Was that a noise outside your bedroom window?Could it be me, do you really want to know?
You can run, but can you hide, where the fuck you gonna go?

Oh, I have a feeling he'll be running around after hard stuff - and I'm not talking about the booze.

x2... This is some of the best comedy we've had on here in a while.

I think Rockaholic may have a hit single on his hands.

Fuck you you asian gangster wanna be!

(just fuckin around you know that)

But really fuck you

why does he have to be Asian? You some sort of Asian hater?

Fuck you all...this is a pathetic attempt at an ALR flame war. I'm bored now.

Yep....this hit the shit skids in no time flat. It's the "ALR Pussy Chronicles."

I have much love for the asians. Just ask his mom. Or ask Smith about his mom.

Hey, just because my biatch Venus stopped responding doesn't mean that the thread was a 'Pussy Chronicle'.

Maybe he'll grow a set and come back and play - but I think he knows better now and will try to fade into the woodwork, hoping that people don't remember this topic in a month or two.

Oh, Venus, when you do read this I want you to remember that I like my sandwhiches fresh and my beer cold - and like you've learned already - my bitches silent.

I knew you would like that.

Dude, what are you doing? You've pissed off Madman enough, I wouldn't be surprised if one morning there was a knock at the door. And this would be the last thing you'd ever see....

6/10. Extra points would have been granted for references to man chowder, yeast infections, and milky discharge.

YAWWWN... STREEEeeetch... *sigh* "What'd I miss?"

Absolutely nothing....

A.K.A. "Hey guys, don't stop giving me all of this attention!!"

I didn't stop responding..I simply had better things to do the last two days than to get my ass ripped open by 20 different people on XOC.