Dude you could make a movie out of that shit.

My only real comment on this whole thing...

I don't recommend trying to have a little "fun" in a public pool. Not only do people suddenly show up....but chlorine has this strange knack for drying things out...

For those of you mentally challenged enough to think that I am a female, after three years of posting on this board, here it is:

I AM A FUCKING MAN.

Thank you.

Yes, the other two were girls. The third was also a girl, but she turned it down. Interesting side note, if she had accepted the offer, there would have been two women in the melee with the same name...

Cruising down the highway at about 40, slammed on the brakes, jammed it into park, ditched it and rolled it over.
I forgot it was an automatic. Thomas

Went into a condo yesterday that had just had a natural gas explosion. Took out some walls and raised their roof some. I think the threesome has me beat, but explosions do make for an interesting day at work.

There were actually 2 made from it....that's what he was going on...

yeah thats it...challenged. Just because I dont spend most of my day on XOC and dont know you per say "ASHLEY" one would think you are a woman by your screen name.
and if you think that I was asuming you were a woman you are wrong....

There were actually 2 made from it....that's what he was going on...[/QUOTE]

No way!!!! Did they really!!! I can't believe !! Are you sure! WOW.

Now I really feel stupid.



PS. No shit

When I was 21, I had relations with 2 girls also. They were much younger than me though.

Excert from my journal....During this test program for HALO I participated in 16 jumps made from a U.S. Air Force C-130-B at altitudes from 20,000' to 43,000', the latter establishing a world record. On 16 Dec 1983 sealed barographs supplied by technicians from Edwards Air Force Base were carried aloft by the aircraft and my jump buddies. After the jump the barographs were read and averaged together to establish the exit altitude of 43'000. These jumps were not without hazards. Prior to the flight all 10 jumpers and flight crew started pre-breathing oxygen 1hr. before takeoff to rid the body of nitrogen,even with this precaution several jumpers suffered the bends. I suffered a small bit of frostbite as the outside air temp with windchill was close to-125 degrees below zero. All of us in these jumps were awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross by the Pentagon because of the hazards involved and the establishment of the world record.

Mmmkay?

Tha was a job and an Adventure!

I had just turned 30 and was looking for something to do. Camp Pendleton Rodeo....

OH MY GOSH!!!
I don't think anyone can top that!

Holy Shit! How long did he stay on you?

couldnt resist.......
BRX

I was driving at 70 Mph on I-95 in Florida and had sexual intercourse. Lasted 45 minutes.
Gator "the horny one"

Sorry the record is from 102,000 feet for the longest freefall record.

Ok, but is the record holder an XOC member?

Voluntarily allowed myself to be strapped to two large men, hoisted 150 feet in the air by a single cable, and then dropped 100 feet at which point the slack caught and we swung like a pendulum.

Not as wild and crazy as some of the postings on here, but it had my heart leaping through my throat.

You had me at...

Was it the 100 foot drop, the swinging, or being strapped to two large men that had your heart leaping?

is more like it....

Who were you working for when this event happened? Just curious because performing a HALO jump at those altitudes is normal.

Take your pick.

OK, that's going over the line JUST a little bit...