Just add on to the sentence, kinda like jeff foxworthy's redneck jokes.

You might be an xterra owner if...
...your window regulators go out
...you say "X" to abbreviate Xterra
...you point and laugh at stuck jeeps
...you crave mud
...your on the XOC at 3 A.M.!!! (thats central time)

you might be an xterra owner if...

you make a thread entitled "you might be an xterra owner if"

jk its all i could come up with

crap, i don't even own one yet, and i' on this site.

You might be an xterra owner if...

you think that your TOYOTA will change
into a XTERRA, and then you think you
can laugh at the stuck JEEPS.....

Only if you where a redneck.....

.

oh damn 520am and thinking like
this on the Friday the 13th damn its
going to be a good day

TAKE CARE

BOOM

...if you walk half way around the block and realize your coke bottle has a cup holder attached to it.

... if you try to convince people that blue seat fabric really does go with any paint color.

....on road trips, you would rather sleep in your X than pay money for a hotel.

Amen to this.

That's so true!

LOL
I third that remark!

I can relate to that..

me too

....you can make an inside joke about kmoving

you might be an xterra owner if...

You drive one...

ooooh yeah.

You might be an Xterra owner if...

- you roast any newbie on XOC that calls Xterra a car.

-you look outside your window at night and admire how good the car looks in the moonlight.

-after a wheeling trip you drive your car covered in mud for a little while around town and feel good about it.

-your wife/girlfriend thinks you're cheating on her with the car.

.... if you spend more time thinking about what aftermarket parts you can buy today then what work you can do to fix up your house

---your part of a help support group known as XOC.

---you use any nice rocks on the side of the road to take a few flex shots.

---your single and class your Xterra as your girl.

---you actually support the use of stickers.

---your single and class your Xterra as your man.

For all the single ladies in the bunch!

Ummm...shhh...dude your giving away my secrets.

double that

that too i check on my X whenever i get a window seat somewhere, my girlfriend thinks im obsessed...well maybe shes right with that one

----XOC is your home page and before you do ANYTHING on line, you look to see if there are any new posts. :rolleyes:

DUDE RE-READ YOUR POST!!

uh ohh.... its flaming time!!!!

...you are constantly looking around for anyone....PLEASE GOD ANYONE!! who has done any sort of modifications to their X for you to relate to...

you're know you're an xterra owner if

...you come on this board and bitch out anyone who doesnt use the search feature