There is nothing wrong with this one!

...you're on a first-name basis with a Nissan service rep.

oh yeah, I went there

Your salesman uses pics of you on the web to sell Xterra's.

You might be an xterra owner if...

You buy a 2002 4x4 SE to drive around in and then think about buying a second one for off-roading.

...you're driving at night and you can tell there is another Xterra 3 vehicles back just by looking at the headlights.

..if you wave at every other X on the road, and never get a wave in return

:rolleyes:

haha, old dudes with X's always wave at me over here. None of the chicks do though.

true dat!! Like what the ****???

Cup holders all the way!

Mine accidentally go with me everywhere...and then I end up leaving them somewhere. I have had to replace them several times. Darn 20 oz. bottles!

...when your friend is coming over with a cooler and says "hey, pop the hatch" but you have to get out and open it with the key!

you know what company made the first suspension lift for the Xterra and also know that the kit was 2wd only.

you know that it was not
"all your xterra are belong to us"

it was
"All your trails are belong to us"

you might be an xterra owner if you know the above statement shows either:

A: eXiled is a cheap bastard who did not go for the keyless entry OR power door locks.

or

B: eXiled is too stupid to push the unlock button.

That is freaky...i caught myself doing that at breakfast and my girlfriend had to wave her hand in front of my face to snap me out of it hahah

Yes, but you also remember "All your thigh are belong to us."

My wife looks through here and says "I can see alot of these in you"

haha my girlfriend does that to me all the time, how about you know your an X owner when you snap the first couple pictures on your camera on your freshly shined up X on prom night instead of your date...did that this year, again the girlfriend was not too happy lol

.....If you have one. Talked your friend into buying one. Bought a second one. Then try to talk him into buying a second one too!

.....If you busted the same guys chops for months to sign up on XOC, till he finally actually does!
Am I right Rugged34?? hahahahaa, Welcome aboard!

...if you have one those Matchbox toy Xterras, and in some cases even paint it to make it look like your real one

haha I was looking for a little toy Xterra last week. I couldn't find any at all =(

If you toss out a drink at 5am, only to discover the next morning that your cup holder is GONE!