You might be an Xterra Owner if...

You dissapear to town and tell your wife you hung out at the Nissan Dealership... and with out a flinch she believes you.

....if you make a point of driving by office buildings with mirrored glass just so you can see yourself in your X.

You might be an Xterra owner....

When you have a shit eating grin, that just doesnt seem to be going away because you just bought one,and your dying to just go sit in it, and touch and play with everything...+ you cant wait to see your self in it... that reminds me i gotta find some mirrored glass buildings around here

IM SOOOOOOOO EXCITED ..I pick it up tomorrow

I could put more smiley faces but im limited to 8

... If you've ever typed the term "Xcursion"

... If as a man you've ever had someone tell you you they "like your rack"

you might be an Old Skool onwer if:

... You actually know what the X wink is, how to perform it... and have.

...if gas goes down 3cents so you rush to the station along with jerry cans.

...if gas goes down 2 cents so you rush to the station along with jerry cans.

Spanky = Tonka Ross = Old Skewl.

(Still do the X wink to those X's with the square headlights)

You ARE an old skewl X owner if....

you remember Boarderphreak, MindyX, Lester Burnam or King Cobra.

Also if you remember the advent of this little guy right here------>

(Not to mention the "Original Booty Call Thread" and "Spankfest 2001")

The first time this happend, my girlfriend was drinking Propel, not even realizing that the cupholder was at the bottom of the bottle. I look at her like this and she sees the cupholder on the bottom, and does this Good stuff.

... if your insane obsession with your Xterra has started to infect your wife and now everytime she goes by the Nissan dealershp she wants to stop and look at the green offroad X in the back ... just makes the pain worse honey

I have caught myself thinking this. DOH!

....if you've ever been banned from XOC for flipping Ian shit after one of his famous arguments. Those were the days. We made up. I came back.

I think Boarderphreak got banned right after I did.....

...if you carry around 17 spare tierod centers and can replace one in under 5 minutes.
...if you can have a conversation with friends and mention "that $#%&ing spring hanger!" and everyone knows you got hung up on it
...you enjoy the luxury of neoprene against your skin.
...you've groveled to aftermarket parts manufacturers to make something for YOUR truck

...you get urked when they call your rig "Exterra" or "Xtra."

...you follow/lead an Xterra on the freeway and do a "spontaneous Xcursion."

....you look for shortcuts that actually take longer but are worth it because it requires 4Lo.

You might be an Xterra owner if:

You are always asking yourself where you could have lost that center cap.

Just might be an Xterra owner if you look through the 4-Wheel Parts Wholesalers catalog and wonder why they have 5 different lifts for fat-ass Subs but only one for your X.

You might be an Xterra owner if:

You think center caps on an Xterra look strange.

...if you have never used your first aid kit.

....if you store lots of survival supplies in your X, none of which you will ever need to use.

and you might be old skool if you remember big-dumb-rack-man and the gurney.

...you just slapped your XOC decal on your X like I just did

... you know what it means to Mosi a tailpipe and have done it.

You park next to other Xterras even if there is a better space available.

Hah, Good one.

How 'bout, you might be Old Skool if:

-You know who Divsoft is.
-You know why the XOC forum is named "Clubhouse"
-Still cringe everytime you remember waiting 10 minutes for a post to show up on the Clubhouse
-Know that Steve from Marlboro had nothing to do with Cigarettes.

Those are good Jason, add this one-

You know who Xena is and get the post for her in the clubhouse..

- That one pumped me up.

-old skool: if you started out on Yahoo clubs before XOC.

i am guilty of this...

this too...argh