Hey Ian, let us paypal you some dough to change other users's tag lines or sigs or something like that. It'd be fun for the whole family.

I'd make your's say:

XOC
Proud member of NAMBLA since 1983

Think of all the fun we could have. And it would spawn a whole rash of 'gotta get him back' attacks that would make your wallet really fat and then you could afford an H2 or something nutty. You know you want one.

Oh yeah, this is not really my idea by the way. I stole it from a forum which is way funnier than this one. :p

I don't know, looks like he's not taking money at all anymore. First time I was ever willing to pay for something I could get for free, and he doesn't want it(meanwhile PBS pledge week drones on endlessly in the background...). Seriously, Ian, if there's a way I can help let me know.
MV

Cool idea, but it could get really expensive with this group...

This site has something similar. Not my cup-a-tea, but to each his/her own.